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The Penny Morthouse Podcast

Roll up, roll up for The Penny Morthouse - the creepiest podcast to ever gibber into your dirty ear holes. Join Oriel, Paul, and Christopher Brown as they discuss all things macabre and strange, and have a jolly old time doing it. Come for the freaks, stay for the laughs - it's The Penny Morthouse.
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May 10, 2018

Get your sea legs on as Christopher, Oriel and Paul get down and dirty with the pirates of the seven seas. Asking the question "what did those pirates really carry in those barrels?" Yo Ho me hearties, Yo Ho!

Apr 28, 2018

Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast as Chris, Paul and Oriel bring you the final instalment of Aleister's busy life. What could possibly lie in store for everybody's favourite Dark Magician, will he finally get Alan a pouch of duty free baccy or will his lust for a new religion end in death and disaster. 

Apr 12, 2018

Alisters back and he's feeling magical. Dipping his toe into the world of invisibility and vampires. Lads off his head!

Mar 29, 2018

The gang has reunited and come back with a bang, getting down and dirty with the Golden Dawn. Some say Aleister Crowley was the most wicked man in the world, others say he was a really bad magician. One thing we can confirm...He was proper good at filthy poems. 

May 29, 2017

Are you a witch yes or no, well I'm going to shave your entire body bald and search you for teats. Welcome to the world of the "The Witch Finder General". This week let The Penny Morehouse Podcast take you back to a time when witch hunting was more than a vocation it was a gold mine. Not that that was the main motivation for Matthew Hopkins and his mob, surely the thrill of a freshly shaven old hag was all the job satisfaction required.

May 13, 2017


Let us take you on an interstellar journey, across the galaxies and through a black hole to Todmorden and Rendlesham. These universally famous towns where a hot bed of U.F.O activity back in 1980 and quite frankly the UK's Roswell. Tune in as The Penny Morthouse delves into the unheard truths of these incidents and brings you the hard facts that Aliens do in fact walk amongst us and it's definitely not the number 9 bus. Trust in Alan.

Apr 16, 2017

Get bent Ant & Dec, these lads brought us the original Saturday Night Takeaway. A bottle of whisky and an empty Herring Barrel could make you a pretty penny in days gone bye. This week The Penny Morthouse take a trip to Bonnie Scotland and the realm of body snatching. All isn't as it seems down in Surgeons Square as Dr. Foxy Knoxy chops of Jamie's hoof, but at least it's clear who the real criminals are.

Mar 19, 2017

 A top hat and natty moustache can get you pretty far in Victorian England bit thankfully not even this confused Canadian could confirm the Metropolitan Peelers. Join Chris, Paul and Oriel as this week The Penny Morthouse Podcast jumps into the time machine to confront London's most famous serial killer. "Jack the who? Never heard of him!, I'm Dr Thomas Cream".

Mar 3, 2017

 Throw off your wheelchair and run away from the jolly fat woman! The Penny Morthouse Podcast is here with grapes and flowers to help you get better. In this episode you better stick it out to the end before you call in the lawyers. Yes I know we are sicko's but even we have standards albeit low. Bet you laugh, we certainly did following the story of Dee Dee and Gypsy Blancharde.

Feb 16, 2017

  "The truth is out there!" RUBBISH, The truth is right here at The Penny Morthouse Podcast. Join Paul, Chris and Oriel as we take you past the manufactured mass media truth designed to control your tiny minds and bring you the real truth behind Hitler's tache and Trump's quiff. Just don't tell the authorities or they'll shut us down.

Feb 16, 2017
Feb 2, 2017

Get your salty popcorn at the ready and firmly grasp your meaty dog. We are off to the pictures for a matinee with a difference. The Penny Morthouse Podcast transports you to North Wales and a gruesome tale of murder at the seaside with not a hint of sympathy in sight. Outwardly Uncle Pete is a clean cut Picture House owner, behind closed doors a sadistic Nazi fanatic with a penchant for latex. What could possibly go wrong?

Jan 22, 2017

Close your eyes, open your ears and mount Black Bess for the ride of your miserable life. Yes! The Penny Morthouse Podcast is back with Dick Turpin spurting into your lug holes. Jump on side saddle as we canter back to 1705 and the birth of this miserable little prick. It's amazing what a bit of good P.R and 3 centuries does. Well we'll bring you the truth, as our most dedicated listeners know, only the truth will do.

May 26, 2016

The Pharaoh's Curse -  Fact or Bum Wash?

May 2, 2016

Fancy some sunshine on your bones? Then join the Penny Morehouse Podcast as we set sail for......

Wait a minute where did they go? 

Apr 17, 2016


Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we delve into the gritty detail of this horrific tale. Not one to cause a fuss Josef kidnaps his own daughter and pretends she has joined a cult, the sneaky beggar. After convincing local folk that this is true, mysterious children start to appear in the middle of the night. Could it be that Josef and his unsuspecting wife are the best grandparents in the world or is it simple a case of incest is best, all will be revealed in this chilling instalment.

Mar 20, 2016


Back to the Piggy Palace we go, a place of charitable work, children's clubs and rapey murder. There is more than meets the eye to this tale of woe, never mind Dave's alleged snuff porn and Willie's actual murders it's the aids riddled dog and killer boar you need to look out for. So ladies of the night beware of the stinky pig man, one punter too many and you might end up as mince. Oink Oink Oink.

Mar 6, 2016

Robert Willie Pickton Part 1 - Rags to Bitches

Round up the pigs and set sail for Canadia. The Penny Morthouse Podcast is going global. This week we are bringing a cautionary tale of animal husbandry. It's fair to say that Willie had a pretty tough upbringing, but he also had a dream and it didn't involve murder. Will Little Willie grow up to see his dreams comes true or will a sudden cash injection send him on the road to destruction. All will be revealed in this pigging good episode, but as the old saying goes, "never trust a non drinker". Oink Oink Oink

Feb 14, 2016

Grady Stiles Jnr - Killer Crab

Scuttle over and grab that gun, Lobster Boy doesn't take no Shizzle. This week The Penny Morthouse Podcast investigate just how deadly a crustacean can be. In the town of the circus freak show Grady is king and you better not forget that, or it's the furry side of the pincer coming your way. With The Electrified Girl, The Human Blockhead and Midget Man in tow what could possibly go wrong in this tale of freaks, murder and deceit.

Jan 26, 2016

Well here we are, its the end of the line for our story of naughtiness at The Penny Morthouse Podcast. Ronnie and Reggie have upset just about everyone in gangland and there is only one place left for them to go. Will it be the end of the line for these two troublesome vagabonds or has the future got a silver inside.

Dec 20, 2015
Boom boom, bang bang and stabby stab. The Penny Morthouse Podcast are back in the East End to continue the story of Ronnie and Reggie. Murder and fancy cocktails are afoot as glamour and gangsta collide. Seems there is still some hope that the Kray boys might avoid Nipper, until Ron shoots his load all over the pub.
Dec 12, 2015
The Krays - Part 1. Ooo What Naughty Boys. Sssshhh Don't tell anyone about this episode. Keep up the East End wall of silence. Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast in hiding as this week they slip into the dark underbelly of their hometown. In this episode we look at what made such adorable young twins into successful business men. Don't mention the unmentionable and we will assume it's all above board. Is that a machete in your trousers or are you just pleased to see a Malteser.
Nov 30, 2015
If you like your women manly and your dinner made from arse cheek, join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we delve into the story behind Australia's most fearsome lady, the Black Knight. A fully belly and empty balls are the order of the day for this temptress just be sure you drink her under the table and don't fall asleep.
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