Dec 20, 2015
Boom boom, bang bang and stabby stab. The Penny Morthouse Podcast are back in the East End to continue the story of Ronnie and Reggie. Murder and fancy cocktails are afoot as glamour and gangsta collide. Seems there is still some hope that the Kray boys might avoid Nipper, until Ron shoots his load all over the pub.
Dec 12, 2015
The Krays - Part 1.
Ooo What Naughty Boys.
Sssshhh Don't tell anyone about this episode. Keep up the East End wall of silence. Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast in hiding as this week they slip into the dark underbelly of their hometown. In this episode we look at what made such adorable young twins into successful business men. Don't mention the unmentionable and we will assume it's all above board. Is that a machete in your trousers or are you just pleased to see a Malteser.
Nov 30, 2015
If you like your women manly and your dinner made from arse cheek, join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we delve into the story behind Australia's most fearsome lady, the Black Knight. A fully belly and empty balls are the order of the day for this temptress just be sure you drink her under the table and don't fall asleep.
Nov 17, 2015
The Gunpowder Plot - That Fawkes Guy
Whizz, bang! Oh shit. So close, yet so far for our plotters. Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we discuss what could've been the biggest game changer in UK history. However is was not to be and ended up as just eight blokes making a massive cock up, not that we want to give the ending away.
Oct 20, 2015
Peter Kürten - Stab 'Til You Spoff.
BOOM! And The Penny Morthouse is back, tickling behind your ears and filling your mind with the most wonderful 'facts'. This week The Penny Morthouse Podcast takes a short U-boat trip across the sea to the Fatherland to meet up with Peter. Peter loves the countryside and animals, he loves his sisters and fire, he loves knives and hammers but he mainly loves to make a terrible mess in his trousers. How will it end for a man so full of love? Tune in and find out!
Jun 14, 2015
Rodney Alcala - Arty Farty Pansie
Click Click and before you know it you are part of Rodney's wanking tackle. Join The Penny Morthouse this week as we delve into the story of 'the dating game killer'. This smooth talker has an eye for the ladies and the girls and the boys, but it's purely artistic I promise. Will Rodders escape the law in 2 states as his fast food alias throws the cops of the scent or is he destined to meet his maker under the death penalty. All
Jun 6, 2015
DB Cooper. The Perfect Heist?
'I'll have a bourbon and coke and $200k please'. This week The Penny Morthouse investigates one of America's most favourite mysteries, the tail of DB Cooper. With 1970s sexism in full swing we try to unravel the facts. Did he make it off with the loot, did he move to the Copacobana or was he simply eaten by sharks. Draw your own conclusions on this one and don't forget to dispose of faeces appropriately.
May 31, 2015
Ned Kelly the Bush Kangaroo.
Bang bang you're dead. Here comes Ned to menace you wearing a pair of stocking's in a fine denier. This week The Penny Morthouse chart the life and times of Australia's most famous outlaw. Will Ned ever escape the attentions of the law, will his armour save him from a hail of bullets, from hero to zero Ned is only a hop, skip and a jump away from the hangman's noose.
May 19, 2015
Peter Part 4. Interesting Undies
Finally, we are almost there! Peter takes his greasy little hands and shuffles into the 80s via a well know chicken restaurant. In the final instalment of Peter Sutcliffe The Penny Morthouse brings you insight into the last remaining victims and Christopher's fat tongue. The little man has to use all his guile to perform a gymnastics inspired escape from the law and to protect his fro. Arrest looms as a rookie gets his first brass bust and an old friend dobs him in.
Pig fellatio, YES PLEASE
May 7, 2015
Recorded in front of a live studio audience The Penny Morthouse returns to its journey through Peters life. Cross county murders and new fivers bring trouble to Peters door. After a run in with a Tim Burgess look a like Peter continues with the police hot on his trail until Wearside Jack puts a spanner in the works. Maybe it's time for Mrs Thatcher to take control. Slowly slowly now.
Apr 29, 2015
Welcome back to The Penny Morthouse. The squits have cleared up and the laughs are back. This week we uncover Peters fear of car lights and barking dogs as his rage towards women grows out of control. A lack of cider leads to succinct facts and Christopher's Beadle joke makes it's first outing. Keep the faith! The next episode is much better
Mar 18, 2015
Join The Penny Morthouse as this week we look into the early life of Peter. From a small bearded child Peter wanted to be just like Papa Sutcliffe. But instead a short stint as a ventriloquist leaves Peter feeling frustrated, couple this with German towel tactics and washing up and Peter has no option but to turn to brass. This could still all end well but it might just end up with a floppy sock.
Mar 2, 2015
Cans are a crackin! It's Friday night in the London Studio and the cider is flowing. This week the Mad Monk is in town. Manic eyes and a massive wanger Rasputin sets his sights on conquering Russia and vaginas. Mysterious ringing a plenty as Chris indulges in his favourite hobby of recapping and an old friend pops in to say hello.
Feb 23, 2015
Cakes and pies it's swinging London, 1963. A gangster auction brings two clans together to form an inept super group. Hairdressers and Florists a plenty it's going to go off big style. Let's just hope Ronnie can keep it all together and no one forgets to feed the cat.
Feb 8, 2015
Run run run or just calmly close the front door. Join the Penny Morthouse as this week we delve into the squelchy world of Zombies. Historical fact collides with biblical fiction as the dead rise and we scrape the Zombie barrel. Romero Round Robin and weapon of choice. It's all good ball slapping fun.
Jan 31, 2015
Put on your Personal Protective Equipment and tune in your dial, The Penny Morthouse is back to put an end to John The Con. It's bang and pump as Mr Melty continues on his quest for wealth. Vol Au Vents and real butter, I just wish Lenny Henry would fuck off.
Jan 17, 2015
No Christmas dinner, well what did you expect? Maintaining factual inaccuracies and incorrect pronunciations the Penny Morthouse is back after hiatus. Religious fanaticism and a lust for glamour land John in the nic. Terrible fraudster or terrible vampire? Melted mice and money are just the beginning.