Are you a witch yes or no, well I'm going to shave your entire body bald and search you for teats. Welcome to the world of the "The Witch Finder General". This week let The Penny Morehouse Podcast take you back to a time when witch hunting was more than a vocation it was a gold mine. Not that that was the main motivation for Matthew Hopkins and his mob, surely the thrill of a freshly shaven old hag was all the job satisfaction required.
Let us take you on an interstellar journey, across the galaxies and through a black hole to Todmorden and Rendlesham. These universally famous towns where a hot bed of U.F.O activity back in 1980 and quite frankly the UK's Roswell. Tune in as The Penny Morthouse delves into the unheard truths of these incidents and brings you the hard facts that Aliens do in fact walk amongst us and it's definitely not the number 9 bus. Trust in Alan.
Get bent Ant & Dec, these lads brought us the original Saturday Night Takeaway. A bottle of whisky and an empty Herring Barrel could make you a pretty penny in days gone bye. This week The Penny Morthouse take a trip to Bonnie Scotland and the realm of body snatching. All isn't as it seems down in Surgeons Square as Dr. Foxy Knoxy chops of Jamie's hoof, but at least it's clear who the real criminals are.
A top hat and natty moustache can get you pretty far in Victorian England bit thankfully not even this confused Canadian could confirm the Metropolitan Peelers. Join Chris, Paul and Oriel as this week The Penny Morthouse Podcast jumps into the time machine to confront London's most famous serial killer. "Jack the who? Never heard of him!, I'm Dr Thomas Cream".
Throw off your wheelchair and run away from the jolly fat woman! The Penny Morthouse Podcast is here with grapes and flowers to help you get better. In this episode you better stick it out to the end before you call in the lawyers. Yes I know we are sicko's but even we have standards albeit low. Bet you laugh, we certainly did following the story of Dee Dee and Gypsy Blancharde.
"The truth is out there!" RUBBISH, The truth is right here at The Penny Morthouse Podcast. Join Paul, Chris and Oriel as we take you past the manufactured mass media truth designed to control your tiny minds and bring you the real truth behind Hitler's tache and Trump's quiff. Just don't tell the authorities or they'll shut us down.
Get your salty popcorn at the ready and firmly grasp your meaty dog. We are off to the pictures for a matinee with a difference. The Penny Morthouse Podcast transports you to North Wales and a gruesome tale of murder at the seaside with not a hint of sympathy in sight. Outwardly Uncle Pete is a clean cut Picture House owner, behind closed doors a sadistic Nazi fanatic with a penchant for latex. What could possibly go wrong?
Close your eyes, open your ears and mount Black Bess for the ride of your miserable life. Yes! The Penny Morthouse Podcast is back with Dick Turpin spurting into your lug holes. Jump on side saddle as we canter back to 1705 and the birth of this miserable little prick. It's amazing what a bit of good P.R and 3 centuries does. Well we'll bring you the truth, as our most dedicated listeners know, only the truth will do.