Are you a witch yes or no, well I'm going to shave your entire body bald and search you for teats. Welcome to the world of the "The Witch Finder General". This week let The Penny Morehouse Podcast take you back to a time when witch hunting was more than a vocation it was a gold mine. Not that that was the main motivation for Matthew Hopkins and his mob, surely the thrill of a freshly shaven old hag was all the job satisfaction required.
Get bent Ant & Dec, these lads brought us the original Saturday Night Takeaway. A bottle of whisky and an empty Herring Barrel could make you a pretty penny in days gone bye. This week The Penny Morthouse take a trip to Bonnie Scotland and the realm of body snatching. All isn't as it seems down in Surgeons Square as Dr. Foxy Knoxy chops of Jamie's hoof, but at least it's clear who the real criminals are.
A top hat and natty moustache can get you pretty far in Victorian England bit thankfully not even this confused Canadian could confirm the Metropolitan Peelers. Join Chris, Paul and Oriel as this week The Penny Morthouse Podcast jumps into the time machine to confront London's most famous serial killer. "Jack the who? Never heard of him!, I'm Dr Thomas Cream".
Throw off your wheelchair and run away from the jolly fat woman! The Penny Morthouse Podcast is here with grapes and flowers to help you get better. In this episode you better stick it out to the end before you call in the lawyers. Yes I know we are sicko's but even we have standards albeit low. Bet you laugh, we certainly did following the story of Dee Dee and Gypsy Blancharde.
"The truth is out there!" RUBBISH, The truth is right here at The Penny Morthouse Podcast. Join Paul, Chris and Oriel as we take you past the manufactured mass media truth designed to control your tiny minds and bring you the real truth behind Hitler's tache and Trump's quiff. Just don't tell the authorities or they'll shut us down.
Get your salty popcorn at the ready and firmly grasp your meaty dog. We are off to the pictures for a matinee with a difference. The Penny Morthouse Podcast transports you to North Wales and a gruesome tale of murder at the seaside with not a hint of sympathy in sight. Outwardly Uncle Pete is a clean cut Picture House owner, behind closed doors a sadistic Nazi fanatic with a penchant for latex. What could possibly go wrong?
Close your eyes, open your ears and mount Black Bess for the ride of your miserable life. Yes! The Penny Morthouse Podcast is back with Dick Turpin spurting into your lug holes. Jump on side saddle as we canter back to 1705 and the birth of this miserable little prick. It's amazing what a bit of good P.R and 3 centuries does. Well we'll bring you the truth, as our most dedicated listeners know, only the truth will do.
The Pharaoh's Curse - Fact or Bum Wash?
Fancy some sunshine on your bones? Then join the Penny Morehouse Podcast as we set sail for......
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Join The Penny Morthouse Podcast this week as we delve into the gritty detail of this horrific tale. Not one to cause a fuss Josef kidnaps his own daughter and pretends she has joined a cult, the sneaky beggar. After convincing local folk that this is true, mysterious children start to appear in the middle of the night. Could it be that Josef and his unsuspecting wife are the best grandparents in the world or is it simple a case of incest is best, all will be revealed in this chilling instalment.
Back to the Piggy Palace we go, a place of charitable work, children's clubs and rapey murder. There is more than meets the eye to this tale of woe, never mind Dave's alleged snuff porn and Willie's actual murders it's the aids riddled dog and killer boar you need to look out for. So ladies of the night beware of the stinky pig man, one punter too many and you might end up as mince. Oink Oink Oink.
Robert Willie Pickton Part 1 - Rags to Bitches
Round up the pigs and set sail for Canadia. The Penny Morthouse Podcast is going global. This week we are bringing a cautionary tale of animal husbandry. It's fair to say that Willie had a pretty tough upbringing, but he also had a dream and it didn't involve murder. Will Little Willie grow up to see his dreams comes true or will a sudden cash injection send him on the road to destruction. All will be revealed in this pigging good episode, but as the old saying goes, "never trust a non drinker". Oink Oink Oink
Grady Stiles Jnr - Killer Crab
Scuttle over and grab that gun, Lobster Boy doesn't take no Shizzle. This week The Penny Morthouse Podcast investigate just how deadly a crustacean can be. In the town of the circus freak show Grady is king and you better not forget that, or it's the furry side of the pincer coming your way. With The Electrified Girl, The Human Blockhead and Midget Man in tow what could possibly go wrong in this tale of freaks, murder and deceit.
Well here we are, its the end of the line for our story of naughtiness at The Penny Morthouse Podcast. Ronnie and Reggie have upset just about everyone in gangland and there is only one place left for them to go. Will it be the end of the line for these two troublesome vagabonds or has the future got a silver inside.